Question: You cant see me but sometimes you hear me and in a hurricane some people fear me
Answer: wind
Question: There are five best friends.They all go to a salon.One gets a touch up,one gets there hair done,one gets a manicure,one gets a pedicure,one got her eyebrows done.When they go back to there hotel they fall asleep.10 minutes later they here a scream.whan they turned on the light there was a dead man on the floor with a knife beside him.They called the police and the police arrested the murderer.Who did it and how did they know?
Answer: It was the girl who got her hair done because before the other girls got there makeover they had to wash there hands!
Question: Im as soft as a babies bottom, And used in many different needs and niches, As puffy as the clouds, While giving you comfort. What am I?
Answer: Cotton
Question: One man has six of them, two men have 8.
If women have them, they are halved.
If children use them, they have 18.
I have none, but you have several.
They are red at day and black at night
Answer: I don't know and it's driving me mad!
Question: how many squares on a chessbord?
Answer: 204
64 one by one squares
42 two by two
36 three by three
25 four by four
16 five by five
9 six by six
4seven by seven
and 1 eight by eight
Question: You need to get 30 cents and you have 2 american coins 1 of them is not a nickle,what are the 2 american coins?
Answer: o.k......ONE of them is not a nickle then the other 1 is qourter!!!!!!!
Question: I have wings, lay eggs, and a bird but cannot fly.
what am I?
Answer: an ostritch
Question: A farmer has 2 sheep, 10 pigs, and 10 cows. If we call the pigs cows, how many cows does the farmer have.
Answer: The farmer still has 10 cows. Just because we call the pigs cows, it doesn't make them cows. They still remain pigs.
Question: There is a big yellow bus and a bus driver who stops at a stop picks up 75 kids then 4 get off 6 get on 8get off 2 get on 3 get off 7 get on then they get to school and 74 get off. Who is left on the bus if you read carefully I have given you the answer.
Answer: The boy who fell asleep on the bus.
Question: A person is having one tiger,one sheep,and bunddle of grass.he wants to cross a river but there is only one boat and it cant sustain the weight more than two articles at time, aslo he has to make sure that tiger doesnt eat up sheep and sheep doesnt eat up grass when they left indipendently.. how he will get to the other side of the river.
Answer: fristly he takes tiger with grass comes back with tiger and then goes back with sheep and comes back with grass,again goes back with tiger and comes back with sheep, then goes back with sheep and grass on the boat.finally he gets all three of them one the other side of river.