Question: There was a fat, short and chubby man. He used to live in a flat on the 16th floor. There were lifts but thee man ALWAYS took the stairs.Why?
Answer: Because he was TOO short to press the 16th botton on the lift!!!
Question: There is a room with a light bulb hanging from the ceiling! There is nothing else in the room!There is three light switches outside the room which one belongs to the room! You can only enter the room once! You can not see into the room at all not underneath door, through the keyhole or over the door there are no windows! Which light switch belongs to the room?
Answer: You Switch on the first switch for 5 minutes then switch it of. Then switch on the middle one and enter the room if the light is on you know it's the middle one if it's not but if it's not feel the light bulb and if it's warm you know it's the first one if it's cold it's the third one!!!!!
Question: There were 12 pears hanging by. 12 men were riding by. Eachman took one. How many were left?
Answer: 11. Eachman is a persons name.
Question: railroad crossing railroad tracks spell that without any r's
Answer: that
Question: "Oh, what have I done!" yelled the woman, as the phone rang.
Answer: A woman, lonely and despondent, had sat by her phone for months, hoping for a friendly call. Never recieving even one, she jumped out of her her 20th story apartment window-just as the phone rang.
Question: I am the ruler of shovels, I have a double. I am as thin as a knife, I have a wife. What am I?
Answer: king of spades
in the deck of cards
in the deck of cards
Question: A deaf man kills a blind man friend. how will he tell him about this?
Answer: I also dont know when you come to know please inform me too!!!
Answer: a panda with measles
Question: there was a man walking across a bridge the bridge could hold 90 kilos the man weighed 88 kilos the king that owned the bridge gave the man three gold bars each bar weighed a kilogram he got across the bridge without it collapsing how did he do it?
Answer: he was juggling
Question: Marys mother had four daughters penny nickle dime and...what was the fourth daughters name?
Answer: mary. because it was her mom so she is also a daughter
