Question: one man take one day to dig a hole,how long will it take him to dig half a hole?
Answer: there's no half of hole
Question: What has four eyes but can't see?
Answer: 2 blind mice!!!
Question: What word has three double letters in a row?
Answer: Bookkeeper
Question: what can you hear, but not see,
and only speaks when spoken too?
and only speaks when spoken too?
Answer: an echo
Question: i have a tail, but no body, arms, or legs.I am not a snake, what am I?
Answer: A penny coin
Question: i am see-through but i am coloured,i am firm but i move,you can mould and shape me what am i.
Answer: i am jelly
Question: With using only two coins.......how do you make 30 cents with one not being a nickel???
Answer: You use a nickel AnD a quarter because one is not a nickel AnD the quarter is not a nickel....
Question: How many letters are in the alphabet?
Answer: There are 11 letters in "THE ALPHABET"
Did you say 26?
Did you say 26?
Question: which gate we cannot enter?
Answer: colgate
Question: buy exactly 100 animals with exactly 100 dollars
your cows are $10 apiece
your pigs are $3 apiece and
your ducks are $.50 apiece
your cows are $10 apiece
your pigs are $3 apiece and
your ducks are $.50 apiece
Answer: 5 cows =$50
1 pig =$3
94 ducks =$47
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100 $100
1 pig =$3
94 ducks =$47
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100 $100
