Question: you are stuck in the middle of no where and you don't know how to get to town Their are two twins you can one twin one questain, like how to get to town, but one twin lies and one tells the truth. so how do you get to town.
Answer: you ask one what would your brother say to get to town then go the opasit way
Question: How do you fit 2 elephants and a monkey into a truck.
Answer: the elephants would squash the monkey so they is still room.
Question: there is a man in unform and he is dead and laying next to a rock who is he and how did he die
Answer: superman laying next to criptnight
Question: How do you get out of a house that has no windows or doors when all you have is a mirror and a table?
Answer: You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and cut the table in half, two halves equal a whole. So use the hole to get out of the house.
Question: I am Black when I am clean, and white when i'm dirty, what am I?
Answer: A blackboard
Question: In the village of Townie, everyone (including the kids) knew that if you stick a knife in a grave at the graveyard, particularly a relative, as you start to walk away you will be pulled under. One night there was a party in the village that EVERYONE was invited to. Margaret Kittredge was a little girl in the town. all of the kids would gather at these parties. One of the boys dared Margaret who was wearing a long dress to stick a knife in her grandmother's grave at midnight. She agreed to do it, not knowing what the future held for her. All the boys said that they would wait and watch, but when they got there, they ran away. Margaret stuck the knife into gramma's grave, but when she started to walk away, something held her back! She screamed and cried and struggled until the next morning the people found her body by the grave. if she wasn't pulled under, what killed her?
Answer: When she stuck the knife in she pinned her dress to the ground.
Question: Three men on a trip stop at a motel and pay ten dollars each to cover the thirty dollar cost. The manager later realizes that the price is actually twentyfive dollars and sends the bellman with five dollars.The bellman, being the saint that he is, keeps two dollars for himself so the men won't have to split five amongst three. The men each recieve one dollar and in effect have paid nie dollars each. Nine times three is twentyseven and the two that the bellman hs equals twenty nine. Out of the original thirty where did the other dollar go?
Answer: The two dollars must actually be subtracted from the twentyseven the men paid.
Men: $3
Manager: $25
Bellboy: $2
Total: $30
Solving the riddle:Priceless
Question: You find yourself in a room that is suspended in the air. The room is 50 feet deep, 50 feet wide and 50 feet tall. The ground is 100 feet below the floor of the room. There is a small doorway on one wall that has a hook at the bottom of it. Two ropes are suspended from the ceiling in the center of the room, a foot apart from each other. You are skilled at climbing ropes. You have a knife in your pocket and you know how to tie any kind of knot. You will not survive a fall of greater than 10 feet from where your hands are holding on. How do you get down to the ground?
Answer: Climb up one of the ropes. Using your knife, cut 45 feet of the other rope off and hold on to it. Tie the remaining 5 feet of rope still hanging from the ceiling into a loop. Tie end of the rope that you cut down to the end of the rope you climbed and feed the lengthened rope through the loop you created. Move over so that you are hanging from the loop instead of the long rope and cut the long rope as high up as you can reach. Transfer your weight so that you are holding onto the long rope with both hands--one on either side of where it is fed through the loop, and slide down to the floor. Then pull your long rope down. You now have a 95 foot rope that you can tie to the hook on the door to climb down to the ground.
Question: A bus driver goes through a stop sign, a traffic light while its red and he goes on the wrong side of the road. A traffic cop sees him all three times. Why doesn't he get any traffic violations?
Answer: The bus driver is walking therefore he can't get traffic violations.
Question: why was it so hot after a football game?
Answer: because there was'nt any fans