Question: hey mister wanna buy my sister how about my mommy shes a virgin "how"
Answer: easy, the kids are adopted
Question: What owns a bank, but never uses money? What runs but never walks?
Answer: The Sea!
Question: A man lives on the 12th floor of a tower block.
He gets the lift every day down to the ground floor to go to work.
When he arrives back after work, he gets the lift to the 6th floor and walks another 6 floors to floor 12 where he lives.
Why does he go to the 6th floor and walk to the 12th floor?
He gets the lift every day down to the ground floor to go to work.
When he arrives back after work, he gets the lift to the 6th floor and walks another 6 floors to floor 12 where he lives.
Why does he go to the 6th floor and walk to the 12th floor?
Answer:
Answer: He's a midget. He can't reach the button for the 12th floor and so has to walk the rest.
Answer: He's a midget. He can't reach the button for the 12th floor and so has to walk the rest.
Question: i u want to go up i will take u.if u want to go down ont use the stairs.just come here n stand n i will take u whereever u want to.
Answer:
lift
lift
Question: what is luminous and round but not always around is sometimes dark and sometimes white and sometimes both?
Answer: the moon
Question: I have no arms or legs yet I move the earth,
What am I?
What am I?
Answer: an earth worm
Question: IMAGINE A 1-story HOUSE WITH 8 HOUSE KEEPERS, a buttler, and 5 maids. EVERYthing is perfect from the bugs, to the rugs. Food is prepard tasty and good, but nobody has seen the clor of the stairs.
WHAT ARE THE COLOR OF THE STAIRS???
WHAT ARE THE COLOR OF THE STAIRS???
Answer: its a 1-story house-- its STAIRLESS!!!
Question: an i dance and i am all over the world
Answer: leaves
Question: There is a guy who goes in an elevator and he is in a 30 floor building he goes up 15 floors than walks the rest of the way why?
Answer: He Was too short to reach the floor 30 button
Question: What breaks when you say it's name?
Answer: Silence.
