Question: What occers:
once in a minute
twice in a week
three times in three years?
Answer: The letter 'E'.
Question: Give me food and i'll survive,
give me water and i'll die.

what am I?
Answer: fire
Question: which is the biggest jam in the world
Answer: traffic jam
Question: I am bigger than Venus but smaller than Uranus. I am a living rock. What am I??
Answer: Earth
Question: If u have a pound of feathers and a pound of gold which one weighs more?
Answer: They weigh the same, they're each a pound.
Question: how much is one and one? how much is 2 and 2?
Answer: wrong i never said plus. one and one is 11 and 2 and 3 is 23.
Question: What is the vampire's most hated song?
Answer: You are my sunshine.
Question: what has a nose
Answer: dogs
Question: They're always around.
They're always adored.
Yeah... Sure...
They're agrivating sometimes.
But you can't ignore them.
That's for sure.
Who are they that we so adore.
Answer: They our brothers and sisters.
Question: If you are in a bed and there is a lamp 12 feet away from you. How can you turn the lamp off and make it back to your bed before it is dark in the room?(you cannot use any thing such as a clap on light, a rope attached to the lamp, or anything else that can help you turn the light off.)
Answer: It is daytime outside, so the room will stay lit until the sun goes down.