Question: What is the worst vegetable to have on a ship
Answer: A Leek
Question: 3 men shoot one another, but they are up and alive the next day how can this be.
Answer: they shot shot each other with cameras
Question: I can be black or white. I can be cold or hot, what am I?
Answer: chocolate
Question: The answering machine replied 0 new calls, and 1 new message. How is this so?
Answer: You called, left a message, and said, "0 new calls and 1 new message."
Question: Ian saw a icecream truck after school and went to the play ground. After about 30 minutes there were about twice as much people than 30 minutes ago. How did it happen?
Answer: Peaple lining up from the icecream truck came back.
Question: If all the people alive and dead were in the same area, and were the same age,how could you tell who Adam and Eve were?
Answer: Adam and Eve would not have belly buttons.
They were created.
They were created.
Question: what is your name?morgan. how do you spell it?M-O-R-G-A-N.Nope.I-T.
Answer: IT
Question: Why did the people laugh at the man?
Answer: Because the man was laughing
Question: I have rivers but yet no water,
I have forests but yet no trees,
I have cities but yet no buildings.
What am I?
I have forests but yet no trees,
I have cities but yet no buildings.
What am I?
Answer: A map.
Question: What is it that gets wetter when it dries?
Answer: A towel.
