Question: How can you fit an Elephant into a Ziploc bag the safeway by taking the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way?
Answer: notice that there is no "F" in way.
now say that aloud:
There is no effin way
now say that aloud:
There is no effin way
Question: what do you you call the pig that can fly
Answer: airpork(airport)
Question: 
How can you clasp someone's hands together in such a manner that they cannot leave the room without unclasping them?
How can you clasp someone's hands together in such a manner that they cannot leave the room without unclasping them?
Answer: Put their hands around a stationary object in the room, which will keep them from leaving the room unless they open their hands.
Question: if a red house is red, a blue house is bue, a purple house is purple what colour is a greenhouse
Answer: a green house is see through duh!
Question: What counts the days of the night, strikes people, fades away cities, but can be torn down like paper?
Answer: A Calender, Thanks Alexander Ho for giving me this!
Question: what does the poor have that the rich doesnt?
what is greater than god?
if you eat it you die.
what is greater than god?
if you eat it you die.
Answer: nothing
Question: what happens to a little chiken that crosses the street?
Answer: it gets to the other side
Question: What symbol can be put between 2 and 3 to make the result greater than 2 but less than 3?
Answer: A decimal point
Question: A rooster was on top of a barn and couldn't get down. The rooster was up there so long it layed an egg. Unfortunately, the egg fell because the roof was slanted. What way did the egg fall?
Answer: that is impossible because roosters can't lay eggs cuz they're guys!!!!!!
Question: A LAWNMOWER IS ON AN ISLAND.IT DIDNT GET THERE BY
BOAT OR BY PLANE.HOW DID IT THERE THEN?
BOAT OR BY PLANE.HOW DID IT THERE THEN?
Answer: IT DROVE WHEN THE OCEAN GOT FROZEN!!!
