Question: Two twin sisters are cleaning their shed. When they are done one is clean and the oter is dirty. The clean one takes a shower, and the dirty one stays dirty. Why ?
Answer: The clean sister saw the dirty sister and thought she was dirty, and the dirty sister saw the clean sister and thought that she was clean. So she did nothing!
Question: A house with two occupants, sometimes one, rarely three.
Break the walls, eat the boarders, then throw away me.
What am I?
Answer: A Peanut.
Question: What is hot when warm coloured,and cold when not?
Answer: FIRE!
Question: it can get a clock,but cannot tell time
it can get a bed,but cannot sleep
it can get shoes,but doesn't have legs
it can get a book,but cannot read
it has a face,but cannot talk
it has a number,but cannot count

what is it?
Answer: money
Question: What goes up in the summer and down in the winter?
Answer: The Tempeture!
Question: Never trust this fellow's grin
His teeth are sharp and course
his blood's as cold as icicles
and he'll show no remorse!
what is he?
Answer: a crocodile
Question: What is red and shaped like a bucket?
Answer: A red bucket!!!!
Question: 999999999999999999999999999999 What does this mean?
Answer: NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Question: Five hundred begins it, five hundred ends it,
Five in the middle is seen;
First of all figures, the first of all letters,
Take up their stations between.
Join all together, and then you will bring
Before you the name of an eminent king
Answer: DAVID (Roman numerals
Question: What did one math book say to the other Math book?
Answer: We need to divide and conquer!