Question: One day in a far far away castle Princess T-Rex (dino.) lived at the lowest crater on the moon surrounded by alienized donkeys!She managed to escape by using a secret weapon! What was that weapon?
Answer: She layed an egg(poo)that was bigger than the crater itself and killed the donkeys and she lived happily ever after until she broke her space helmet and suffacated!
Question: A man went on a trip with a fox, a goose, and a sack of corn. He came upon a stream with a little boat waiting in it. The man could only take himself and one other thing - the fox, the goose, or the sack of corn. How did the man get all three things across the stream in one trip?
Answer: The goose eats the corn and the fox eats the goose. Then the man takes the fox across teh stream with him.