Riddle: Where do Dutch hamsters live?
Answer: In Ham-sterdam.
Riddle: Why is it so cold on Christmas?
Answer: Because it's in Decembrrr!
Riddle: Where should you put a noisy dog?
Answer: In a barking lot!
Riddle: How do you know when your alarm clock is hungry?
Answer: When it goes back for seconds.
Riddle: What is in the middle of Paris?
Answer: The letter R.
Riddle: What does everybody give and few take?
Answer: Advice.
Riddle: How do you make a pirate angry?
Answer: Take away the "p" and he becomes irate.
Riddle: What's the only thing you know for sure is going to happen?
Answer: Dying.
Riddle: Why do we look over a stone wall?
Answer: Because we cannot see through it.
Riddle: When does a public speaker steal lumber?
Answer: When he takes the floor.
