Riddle:
How is a person in jail like a sinking ship?
Answer: Both want to be bailed out.
Riddle:
What are three things that have eyes, yet can't see?
Answer: Needle, storm and potato.
Riddle:
Who was the most famous cat in the wild west?
Answer: Kit-ty Carson.
Riddle:
Why were the tennis players arrested?
Answer: Because they had racquets.
Riddle:
What is the noblest musical instrument?
Answer: An upright piano.
Riddle:
What animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter?
Answer: A platypus.
Riddle:
Which is the oldest tree?
Answer: The elder.
Riddle:
Who is a painstaking man?
Answer: The dentist.
Riddle:
On which side of a church is the graveyard always situated?
Answer: On the outside, of course.
Riddle:
What is the proper length for a lady's skirt?
Answer: A little above two feet.
Riddle:
I am needed to survive, but when am here there is evil and good, when am gone others come in, you don't seek me you die. What I am?
Answer: Money.
Riddle:
I am something, I am endless as chain. Once you have me you are bound for life but young girls want me. What am I?
Answer: A wedding ring.
Riddle:
I am the symbol of prying and meddling, for I smell fish that is worth a roundabout fish to fry. What am I?
Answer: A nose.
Riddle:
What is the freedom of birds and the pen of old men?
Answer: Feathers. Feathers make up a bird's wings, giving it flight or its freedom. Quill pens were used by men in older times.
Riddle:
A ship that puts a road in order,
What is it?
Answer: A smoothing iron.
Riddle:
When is a clock dangerous?
Answer: When it runs down and strikes.
Riddle:
Why did the prison about to get hanged say when he got pardoned?
Answer: "No noose is good noose."
Riddle:
What exists but no-body can enter and is unreachable in life?
Answer: Heaven.
Riddle:
Why is a bubble like a bruise?
Answer: Because it comes from a blow.
Riddle:
There is 10 birds on a branch, a man shot 5 of them. How many were left?
Answer: Zero, because when birds see someone coming or hear something they fly away.
