Riddle:
What would you do if you broke a tooth while flossing?
Answer: Use tooth paste to glue it back together.
Riddle:
Why was the plumber so tired?
Answer: He was drained.
Riddle:
What has 88 teeth but never brushes them?
Answer: A Piano.
Riddle:
Why can't a cook swallow his apron?
Answer: Because it goes against his stomach.
Riddle:
Why did Silly Billy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
Answer: He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
Riddle:
How does a robot shave?
Answer: With a laser blade.
Riddle:
What's the first thing a dolphin learns at school?
Answer: Her A-B-Seas.
Riddle:
Why do dolphins swim in salt water?
Answer: Pepper makes them sneeze.
Riddle:
How do you divide the sea in half?
Answer: With a sea saw.
Riddle:
When should you charge your electric toothbrush?
Answer: When you can't pay cash.
