Riddle:
Why don't dogs make good dancers?
Answer: Because they have two left feet.
Riddle:
Where can you learn to make ice cream?
Answer: In sundae school.
Riddle:
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Answer: Frostbite.
Riddle:
What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
Answer: I think I'm coming down with something.
Riddle:
Why don't chickens play baseball?
Answer: Because they hit fowl balls.
Riddle:
Where do penguins keep their money?
Answer: In a snow bank!
Riddle:
What do you call two witches who live together?
Answer: Broommates!
Riddle:
Why did the vampire take art class?
Answer: He wanted to learn how to draw blood.
Riddle:
Why did the clock get sick?
Answer: It was run down.
Riddle:
Where do Generals keep their armies?
Answer: Up their sleevies!
