Riddle:
Who invented fractions?
Answer: King Henry the 1/8!
Riddle:
Why is Russia such a fast country?
Answer: Because the people are always Russian.
Riddle:
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Answer: To get to the other slide!
Riddle:
What game makes the most noise?
Answer: Tennis, you can't play it without raising a racket!
Riddle:
Why did King Arthur have a round table?
Answer: So no one could corner him!
Riddle:
Why does a firefly glow?
Answer: It eats light meals.
Riddle:
What happened to the man who plugged his electric blanket into a toaster?
Answer: He kept popping out of bed.
Riddle:
Why was the chicken forbidden from sending e-mails?
Answer: Because he kept using fowl language.
Riddle:
What do you call cheese that belongs to someone else?
Answer: Nacho cheese!
Riddle:
Why couldn't Goldilocks sleep?
Answer: Because of nightbears.
