Riddle:
How do you keep someone in suspense?
Answer: I'll tell you tomorrow.
Riddle:
When is the moon heaviest?
Answer: When it is full.
Riddle:
If it takes 3 people to dig 1 hole how many people does it takes for 1/2 an hole?
Answer: You can't dig 1/2 an hole because once you begin to dig it is an hole.
Riddle:
1. Thomas was caught stealing 27 times in one year, yet he was never arrested. How come?
2. A truck driver went three blocks the wrong way down a one-way street without breaking the law. How come?
3. Not a single parent objected when the teacher spanked every child in the class. How come?
Answer: 1. Thomas was a baseball player and was stealing bases.
2. The truck driver was walking.
3. The teacher was in an orphanage school.
Riddle:
Why did everybody like to go out to eat with the librarian?
Answer: She could always book a reservation.
Riddle:
Two convicts are locked in a cell. There is an unbarred window high up in the cell. No matter if they stand on the bed or one on top of the other they can't reach the window to escape. They then decide to tunnel out. However, they give up on the tunneling because it will take too long. Finally one of the convicts figures out how to escape from the cell. What is his plan?
Answer: His plan is to dig the tunnel and pile up the dirt to climb up to the window to escape.
Riddle:
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Answer: A blood-hound.
Riddle:
Where do fish keep their money?
Answer: In the river bank.
Riddle:
What key is playful?
Answer: A Mon-key.
Riddle:
How do snails get their shells so shiny?
Answer: They use snail polish.
Riddle:
What flower would remind you of a certain animal that took a great deal of care about its appearance?
Answer: A dandelion (dandy lion).
Riddle:
What are ghost's favorite pants to wear?
Answer: Boo-jeans.
Riddle:
A fake noodle played Among Us. Was he a Crewmate or an Impostor?
Answer: He was an impostor, cuz fake noodle is impasta and impasta is similar to impostor.
Riddle:
Why did Momma Pig leave her husband?
Answer: Because he was a boar.
Riddle:
When you take a look at my face, you will not find the number thirteen in any place. What am I?
Answer: A clock.
Riddle:
What temperature does ice freeze at?
Answer: Ice doesn’t freeze, it’s already frozen.
Riddle:
A man walked into a room, and there were three doors. The first door had a sign which read "Lion's Den." The second door had a sign which read "Mountain Top." The third door had no sign, yet the man knew exactly where it went. How is that possible?
Answer: The third door is the door that the man entered through.
Riddle:
What two words can open doors for you for the rest of your life?
Answer: Push and pull!
Riddle:
Where do daydreamers spend most of their time?
Answer: Riddles .com
Riddle:
Where do books sleep?
Answer: Between their covers.
