Riddle:
What do liars do after death?
Answer: Lie still.
Riddle:
During what month do people sleep the least?
Answer: February. Because it's the shortest month of the year.
Riddle:
What happens to a small stone that works up its courage?
Answer: It becomes a little boulder.
Riddle:
You are in a cold room and you want to get warm. How do you get warm?
Answer: Go into the corner. It's always 90 degrees.
Riddle:
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Answer: Lucky Charms!
Riddle:
What's the difference between a Teacher and a Train?
Answer: The Teacher says "Spit out your gum!" And the train says "Chew, Chew, Chew!"
Riddle:
There is a frog, dead in the middle of an island. If he swims north, the distance to the mainland is 2 meters. If he swims south, the distance to the mainland is 3 meters. If he swims east or west, the distance is 4 meters. Which way does he swim?
Answer: He doesn't swim at all, he is dead.
Riddle:
I can run constantly without ever getting tired. When I run, I frustrate people and drive them crazy, Yet I don't even have to move to irritate you.
What am I?
Answer: I am a runny nose.
Riddle:
Why did the moon skip diner?
Answer: Because it was full.
Riddle:
My head is in the clouds but I cannot fly. The fruity flavor is inside of me; I’m packaged long but not fat you see. What am I?
Answer: Air heads!
Riddle:
What happened when the rubber duckie fell into the bathtub?
Answer: It quacked up.
Riddle:
What did the robots tombstone say?
Answer: "Rust in Peace."
Riddle:
What do you call a sleeping cow?
Answer: A bull-dozer.
Riddle:
Why were 0, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9 sad about Prom?
Answer: They had no one (1) to go with.
Riddle:
How many bananas can you eat on an empty stomach?
Answer: One. Then its not empty anymore.
Riddle:
Why are the nose and feet confusing body parts?
Answer: Because the Nose runs and the feet smell!
Riddle:
How does the Best Man put his kids to bed?
Answer: He tux them in.
Riddle:
A mother had five boys Marco, Tucker, Webster, and Thomas. Was the fifth boy named Frank, Evan, or Alex?
Answer: The answer is Frank. The mother named the kids with the first two letters of the days of the week.Monday is Marco, Tuesday is Tucker, Wednesday is Webster, Thursday is Thomas and Friday is Frank.
Riddle:
Tear off one and scratch its head, what was red is now black instead. What is It?
Answer: A Matchstick!
Riddle:
What did baby corn say to mother corn?
Answer: Where is pop-corn?
