Riddle:
Even if they are starving, natives living in the Arctic will never eat a penguin's egg.
Why not?
Answer: Penguins only live in Antarctica.
Riddle:
I'm flat when I'm new. I'm fat when you use me. I release my gas when something sharp touches me. What am I?
Answer: A balloon.
Riddle:
John bet Tom $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tom agrees but loses the bet. Why did Tom lose the bet?
Answer: John said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
Riddle:
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Answer: I'm not shore.
Riddle:
Can girafffes have babies?
Answer: No, they can only have giraffes.
Riddle:
What do you get when you cross a black cat and a lemon?
Answer: A Sour Puss.
Riddle:
What kind of a band, never plays music?
Answer: A rubber band!
Riddle:
Tricia's mother has 4 kids north, south and east. What is the last child's name?
Answer: Tricia.
Riddle:
How many gold coins can a leprechaun throw in an empty pot?
Answer: One. After that, it’s no longer empty.
Riddle:
You are in a haunted house. But this is an advanced haunted house. The haunted house has electricity. There are three doors. One door leads to a tiger that hasn't eaten for 3 months. Another door leads to an electric chair that has electricity this time. And the last door has a man waiting to chop your head off. Which door do you go through?
Answer: Duh, the door that leads to the tiger that hasn't eaten for three months because wouldn't he have starved to death by now?
Riddle:
I have hands, but I cannot clap. What am I?
Answer: A clock!
Riddle:
I go up, but I never come down. What am I?
Answer: Your age!
Riddle:
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Answer: So, what's your point?
Riddle:
Why did the football team go to the bank?
Answer: To get a quarter back!
Riddle:
Fashions change but what can a person wear that is never out of style?
Answer: A smile.
Riddle:
What is in front of a woman and at the end of a cow?
Answer: The letter W.
Riddle:
As I was going to the fair, I saw a man with golden hair. He had 3 sons each with another one. How many people were going to the fair?
Answer: One. Just me because I met the others on the way to the fair.
Riddle:
10 copycats were sitting in a car. One came out. How many are left?
Answer: None, as they were copycats they copied each other.
Riddle:
David is 5 years old. Fred is 4 years old. Alina is also 5 years old. Daniel is 6 years old. Valentina is 9. How old is Ronnie?
Answer: Ronnie is 6 because each person's age is the same as the number of letters in their name.
