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Riddle: A woman shoots her husband, then holds him under water for five minutes. A little while later, they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
Answer: She shot her husband with a camera and then developed the photo.
Dinner Mystery Riddle Meme.
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Riddle: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: None. It's a hardware problem.
Programmer vs Hardware Riddle Meme.
Programmer vs Hardware Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: I can be long or short. I can be grown or bought. I can be painted or left bare. My tip can be round or square. What am I?
Answer: Fingernails.
What am I (14) Riddle Meme.
What am I (14) Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: A girl was attending her mother's funeral where she met a man. She was very intrigued by the man and was interested in getting to know him. As she was making her rounds she realized she had not gotten the man's name or number. Later, when she went to find him, he had already left. A week later, she murdered her older brother to find the man. Why?
Answer: So the man would attend the funeral again.
Funeral love  Riddle Meme.
Funeral love Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: A man murders his wife with a knife in their car. Nobody is around to see this. He throws her out of the car being careful not to leave any fingerprints on her body. Next he throws the knife off of a cliff into a gorge where it will never be found and he goes home. An hour later the police call him and tell him that his wife has been murdered and he needs to come to the scene of the crime immediately. As soon as he arrives, he is arrested. How did they know he did it?
Answer: He never asked the cop where the scene of the crime was, so they knew that he had murdered his wife.
Car Murder Riddle Meme.
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Riddle: What can you catch but never throw?
Answer: A cold!
Can you catch me Riddle Meme.
Can you catch me Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: Two girls ate dinner together. They both ordered iced tea. One girl drank them very fast and had finished five in the time it took the other to drink just one. The girl who drank one died while the other survived. All of the drinks were poisoned. How did the girl who drank the most survive?
Answer: The poison was in the ice. The survivor girl didn't give time for the ice to melt. Whilst the dead girl waited until the ice melted which meant that the poison was released into her drink.
Ice Tea Murder Riddle Meme.
Ice Tea Murder Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: You bury me when I'm alive and dig me up when I'm dead. What am I?
Answer: A plant.
Buried alive II Riddle Meme.
Buried alive II Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: Although I may have eyes I cannot see. I have a round brown face with lots of acne. What am I?
Answer: A potato.
What am I (7) Riddle Meme.
What am I (7) Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: I do not breathe, but I run and jump. I do not eat, but I swim and stretch. I do not drink, but I sleep and stand. I do not think, but I grow and play. I do not see, but you see me every day. What am I?
Answer: A leg (still attached to a living body, of course).
I do not breathe riddle... Riddle Meme.
I do not breathe riddle... Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.