Riddle: When is homework not homework?
Answer: When it's done at school.
School Riddles
Riddle: What's the first thing a dolphin learns at school?
Answer: Her A-B-Seas.
Riddle: How do bees get to school in the morning?
Answer: On the school buzz.
School Riddles
Riddle: What's the difference between a Teacher and a Train?
Answer: The Teacher says "Spit out your gum!" And the train says "Chew, Chew, Chew!"
Riddle: I am in your eye. I am a school child. I am a word of five. What am I?
Answer: Pupil.
School Riddles
Riddle: Why are fish so clever?
Answer: They live in schools.
Riddle: Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
Answer: Because they dropped out of school!
School Riddles
Riddle: Why did King Kong get into trouble at school?
Answer: He was always monkeying around in class.
Riddle: Why do middle school girls walk in three's?
Answer: Because they can't even!
Riddle: What is the difference between a school boy studying and a farmer watching his cattle?
Answer: One is stocking his mind, while the other is minding his stock.
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School Riddles Answers:

  1. When it's done at school.
  2. Her A-B-Seas.
  3. On the school buzz.
  4. The Teacher says "Spit out your gum!" And the train says "Chew, Chew, Chew!"
  5. Pupil.
  6. They live in schools.
  7. Because they dropped out of school!
  8. He was always monkeying around in class.
  9. Because they can't even!
  10. One is stocking his mind, while the other is minding his stock.