Riddle: What has no body and no nose?
Answer: Nobody knows.
Riddle: Why can't a pirate ever finish the alphabet?
Answer: Because he always gets lost at sea!
Riddle: I have lakes but no water,
No cars but I have streets;
Many places and borders,
But I'm in one piece.
What am I?
Answer: A Map.
Riddle: You answer me, although I never ask you questions.
What am I?
Answer: A telephone.
Riddle: There are two bodies on the floor. They are surrounded by water and broken glass. How did they die?
Answer: The bodies were goldfish because their fishbowl got knocked over onto the floor and broke.
Riddle: What kind of goose fights with snakes?
Answer: A mongoose.
Riddle: There is a dead man in the middle of a field, nothing is around him and there are no footprints of any sort. There is an unopened package next to him. How did he die? HINT: As he approached the field he knew he was going to die.
Answer: Failed Parachute
Riddle: I run all around the pasture but never move. What am I?
Answer: A fence.
Riddle: No matter how little or how much you use me, you change me every month. What am I?
Answer: A Calendar.
Riddle: I reach for the sky, but clutch to the ground; sometimes I leave, but I am always around. What am I?
Answer: I am Tree.
Riddle: What question can someone ask all day long, always get completely different answers, and yet all the answers could be correct?
Answer: "What time is it?"
Riddle: What do elves learn in school?
Answer: The elf-abet.
Riddle: What can you hold in your right hand, but not in your left?
Answer: Your left hand!
Riddle: What has wheels and flies, but it is not an aircraft?
Answer: A garbage truck.
Riddle: When John was six years old he hammered a nail into his favorite tree to mark his height. Ten years later at age sixteen, John returned to see how much higher the nail was. If the tree grew by five centimeters each year, how much higher would the nail be?
Answer: The nail would be at the same height since trees grow at their tops.
Riddle: What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Answer: Lunch and dinner.
Riddle: I act like a cat, I look like a cat, Yet I am not a cat. What am I?
Answer: Kitten.
Riddle: What kind of nut has no shell?
Answer: A Doughnut.
Riddle: What can run, but never walks; has a mouth, but never talks; has a head, but never weeps; has a bed, but never sleeps?
Answer: A river.
Riddle: Why weren't the tennis players allowed in the restaurant?
Answer: Because they make too much racquet.
