Riddle: I can't be bought, but I can be stolen with a glance. I'm worthless to one, but priceless to two. What am I?
Riddle: What weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of stones?
Answer: The same. They both weigh a pound!
Riddle: If there are four sheep, two dogs, and one herds-men, how many feet are there?
Answer: Two. Sheep have hooves; dogs have paws; only people have feet.
Riddle: Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
Answer: Because of all the wrapping.
Riddle: Five apples are in a basket. How do you divide them among five girls so that each girl gets an apple, but one apple remains in the basket?
Answer: Give the fifth girl her apple in the basket.
Riddle: Why was the picture sent to jail?
Answer: Because it was framed.
Riddle: Railroad Crossing, look out for the cars. Can you spell that, without any R's?
Riddle: A logician with some time to kill in a small town decided to get a haircut. The town had only two barbers, each with his own shop. The logician glanced into one shop and saw that it was extremely untidy. The barber needed a shave, his clothes were unkempt, and his hair was badly cut. The other shop was extremely neat. The barber was freshly shaved and spotlessly dressed, his hair neatly trimmed. Why did the logician return to the first shop for his haircut?
Answer: Each barber must have cut the other's hair. The logician picked the barber who had given his rival the better haircut.
Riddle: I'm white, and used for cutting and grinding. When I'm damaged, humans usually remove me or fill me. For most animals I am a useful tool. What am I?
Answer: A tooth!
Riddle: You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?
Answer: An onion.
Riddle: If you drop me, I'm sure to crack. Give me a smile, and I'll always smile back. What am I?
Answer: A mirror.
Riddle: What type of music do rabbits listen to?
Answer: Hip hop.
Riddle: What did the tree wear to the pool?
Answer: Swim trunks!
Riddle: You can carry it everywhere you go, and it does not get heavy. What is it?
Answer: Your name.
Riddle: Until I am measured I am not known, Yet how you miss me when I have flown. What Am I?
Riddle: I have a thousand needles but I do not sew. What am I?
Answer: A Porcupine.
Riddle: There was a man who wanted to prove his love to his wife. So, he climbed the highest mountain, swam the deepest ocean and walked the biggest desert. What do you think his wife said?
Answer: Nothing. She divorced him for never being at home.
Riddle: George, Helen, and Steve are drinking coffee. Bert, Karen, and Dave are drinking soda. Using logic, is Elizabeth drinking coffee or soda?
Answer: Elizabeth is drinking coffee. The letter E appears twice in her name, as it does in the names of the others that are drinking coffee.
Riddle: When will water stop running downhill?
Answer: When it reaches the bottom.
Riddle: What do you call cheese that belongs to someone else?
Answer: Nacho cheese!