Question: A man lies dwad in a dessert with only a stick in his hand.
how did he die?
how did he die?
Answer: He jumped out of a hot air baloon as a stunt man but pulled the parachute too early and got stuck on the basket on the atempt to pull him self up he grabbed a stick from the basket but it snaped and he fell into the dessert
Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer: Because Michael Jackson was right behind it, and because everyone, including animals, knows Michael Jackson touches little boys, and the chicken was a boy, it wanted to try to commit suicide so Michael couldn't fufill his sick fantasies on it.
Question: Why did pikachu put its
eyes in the water?
eyes in the water?
Answer: Its eyes were burning.
Question: what does a ghost call their parents?
Answer: their transparent
Question: What's the shortest way to mow a yard?
Answer: The longest way!
Question: what is black,white,and has a cherry on top
Answer: a police car
Question: There are these pine trees, and the wind was blowing south really, really hard, what way were the leaves blowing?
Answer: Pine trees don't have leaves, they have pine cones.
Question: what is a precious chest,
that is perfectly smooth and round,
that has nought hinge or lid,
yet a golden treasure inside is hid?
that is perfectly smooth and round,
that has nought hinge or lid,
yet a golden treasure inside is hid?
Answer: and egg.
Question: you are driving around the Jail and you see prisoners dreaming to get out of the jail i see that there are Only fat people.why are they fat?
lEt me tell you why people, they are old, old people want to eat if there were only Young people
they wouldn't be so fat
what is the drivers name?
lEt me tell you why people, they are old, old people want to eat if there were only Young people
they wouldn't be so fat
what is the drivers name?
Answer: JOEY
Question: The music stopped, so she died.
Answer: She was a blind tight-rope walker. The music was guiding her to the other side of the rope. It was supposed to stop when she got to the other side, but the music stopped too soon. She thought it was time to get off, and she fell to her death.
