Question: What travles all around the world and yet stays in the same place?
Answer: A stamp
Question: One day an owl was sitting outside on a branch he saw a man and took his wallet but he didn't take the mans. Whos wallet did he take out?
Answer: He took out his own wallet.
Question: what goes up and down, side to side but never moves
Answer: a road
Question: How can you make 7 an even number?
Answer: By removing the s.
Question: How many fingers do 20 people have?
Answer: No thumbs
There are 160 fingers on 20 people. Thumbs Don't count
There are 160 fingers on 20 people. Thumbs Don't count
Question: What will be the snail called after becoming a sailor.
Answer: Snailor
Question: This person shot many people in order to save their lives. This person got paid to do it, and didn't go to prison. Who is this person?
Answer: A doctor
Question: What is brown when you buy it, red when you use it, and black when you throw it away?
Answer: *a piece of wood*
Question: I am the clearer of the passage,
I am the cleaner of the drum,
I bring words to the deaf,
I bring relief to the dammed,
What am I?
I am the cleaner of the drum,
I bring words to the deaf,
I bring relief to the dammed,
What am I?
Answer: I am a Que tip. (a.k.a. earbud)
Question: What is black, white, and red all over?
Answer: a cow in a blender.
