Question: There are 4 fish in the fish tank.One fish drown.How many are in the fish tank right now?
Answer: 4,because fish can't drown.
Question: What did the robot say to the centipede?
Answer: STOP BEING A CENTIPEEDE. IT'S FUNN BECAUSE THE ROBOT AINT GOT NO ARMS!!!
Question: A mother had 2 boys which were twins, they had the same mother and father, but they were not brothers, how duz this work out!?
Answer: Their 2nd name was not!!!
Question: When I go up I am the present
When I go down I am the past

What am I
Answer: A See Saw
Question: I'm black And white with red all over
Answer: skunk
Question: There was a round house. One day the owner of the house was murderd. There were only 3 people in the house at that time, the Buttler, Maid, and Chef.The Buttler said that he was checking the mail, the Maid said she was sitting in the corner, and the chef said he was preparing the dinner. Who was the murderer?
Answer: The maid, there are no corners in a round house!
Question: What did the boy octupus say to the girl octupus?
Answer: I wanna hold your hand,hand,hand,hand,hand,hand,hand,hand.
Question: what does no man want yet no man want to lose? (i have found actually two answers that would fit for this riddle)
Answer: answer 1. a bald head

answer 2. a job
Question: I am green and red and go aroung 100 miles per hour.
What am I?
Answer: A frog in a blender.
Question: A man was born in 1923 but is only 22 years old and his birthday already passed this year. How is that possible that he is only 22 years old?
Answer: The hospital room was 1923 he was born in 1984.