Question: I am weightless, but you can see me. Put me in a bucket, and I'll make it lighter. What am I?
Answer: A hole.
Question: Voiceless it cries. Wingless it flutters. Toothless it bites. Mouthless it mutters.
Answer: The wind. (if you havent read j.r.r. Tolkiens the hobbit, you should.)
Question: What goes around the house and in the house but never touches the house?
Answer: the sun.
Question: What common English word has 3 sets of double letters all in a row?
Answer: Bookkeeper
Question: What goes up, but at the same time goes down, up to the sky and down to the ground, my present tense and my past tense too, lets go for a ride just me and you...what am i?
Answer: A SeeSaw
Question: There is a plane that crashes on the border of California and Arizona.
Where do you bury the survivors?
Answer: nowhere.they survived
Question: When there is fire in me, I am still cold
When I own your true love's face, you will not see me
To all things I give no more then I am given
In time I may have had all things and yet I may keep nothing
What am I?
Answer: A mirror.
Question: you have a barrel. what can you put in the barrel to make it lighter. you can see this thing and so its not air
Answer: a hole
Question: A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed there for 3 days and then went to the countryside on Friday. After 5 days, the cowboy went home on Friday. How is this possible?
Answer: His horse is called Friday!
Question: your laying in your bed then you close your eyes when you open your eyes you are chained up and and hanged up side down about to plung into the ocean with a ciment atached to your feet you cant move at ALL!!!!!!!!! how do you get out
Answer: you wake up