Question: If there is a cat in each corner of a square room(that means there is now 4cat's) and in front of each cat there is three other cats how many cats are there in total?
Answer: there are 4 cats. because if you are the one cat there will be 3 cats in front of you (they are sitting in the corners)
Question: what number is greater that 0,1,2,3,4 and less than 6,it is not five?
Answer: 5.369875465
Question: In the NBA, how many men are on the basketball court for each team.
Answer: Five. If you said ten, don't feel bad as most people do. "Each team" is the key here.
Question: what has 4 wheels and flies
Answer: a trashbucket
Question: What is weird about the sentence below? (aside from the fact that it doesn’t make much sense)

Jackdaws love my big sphinx of quartz.
Answer: it is the shortest sentence in the english language to contain every letter of the alphabet.
Question: What does man love more than life?
Fear more than death or mortal strife?
What do the poor have, what the rich require,
And what contented men desire?
What does the miser spend, the spendthrift save,
And all men carry to their graves?
Answer: nothing
Question: What can you add to a bucket to make it lose weight?
Answer: Holes!!
Question: A man has the job of a someone who guards a bank. He is that someone. This man is a physic and has visions in his dreams. One day he goes to the manager n tells him "you will crash your car and i knows this because i am a physic". That day the manger crashes his car. The next day he called the physic in and said "if i catch you doing this again il fire you". the next day the physic runs to the manger and says "sir, your wife will die today!!!"
The manager runs home n finds his wife dead.
The next time the manager saw the physic he says "YOUR FIRED!!!" y did the manger fire the physic?
Answer: The physic is a guy who works NIGHT-SHIFTS and to have a vision u must be a sleep. He was fired for sleeping on the job. lol
Question: You chop of my head and weep beside me. What am i ?
Answer: Onion
Question: You are trapped in a room, with only a table and a mirror. No doors, no windows. The whole room is cement. The walls are miles long. The celing is miles high. You can't dig yourself out or bust through the walls or anything like that.

How do you get out?



(Hint: The way you escape is not actually possible, it is a cartoonish way you get out)
Answer: You look in the mirror and see what you 'saw'. Take the 'saw' and cut the table in half. Put the table to make a 'whole'. Go through the 'hole' to get out.

(It uses homophones.)