Question: Feed me food and I live,
Feed me water and I die.
What am I?

Question: What falls but never breaks?
What breaks but never falls?

Question: What is the sshortest bridge in the world?

Question: there was a big boat full of people but not a single person on the boat,why?

Question: A man lives on the 50th floor in an apartment building. Everyday he takes the elevator doon to the lobby all the way down on the 1st floor to get the mourning paper. Once he gets the paper he goes back the the elevator and only goes to the 25th floor and walks the rest of the way. Why does he do this everyday? (and its not for the exercise)

Question: There is a woman who buys a pair of shoes, the next day she wears them to work and dies. Why?

Question: A man wakes up in the middle of the night. He knows that he has a razor, a watch and a glass of water. How can he pick up the glass of water without touching the razor or watch?

Question: I defile the water and glorify grime;
I bubble; I burn; I coat things in slime.
If we only meet where filth can be seen,
Why, tell me why would you call me clean?

Question: There are 2 parts of the town. In the 1st part a father is going by car to leave his son to school. In the other part a doctor is playing golf. The father and the son meet with an accident. The father is unharmed while the son needs an operation. The son is rushed to the hospital. The doctor is called just to operate the boy. The doctor sees the boy and says,"I cannot operate him becaouse he is my child."
Now, who is the doctor?

Question: A plane was over the border of texas and mexico. the plane crashes directlly on the border. Where do you bury the survivors in texas or mexico?