Question: What gets bigger the more you take away from it?
Answer: A hole.
Question: It's dark inside, dirt surrounds me, your fleash get eatn' away. Where am I?
Answer: In a grave
Question: I am two words.
T is not one of my letters.
Still, I have many letters in me.

Short then long I am nine letters.
O is a big part of me and thats all I'll tell you.

Obviously there is an answer
But you may not know it. Tell me the 5 letters I havn't already given you and the words will be clear.
Answer: So Obvious

Question: A hill-full, a hole-full, you cannot catch a bowl-full
Answer: mist or fog
Question: what does the crime but doesn't do the time?
Answer: an acter/actress
Question: Lucy had it first, Ethel had it last, Mary Lungel had it twice until she maried Peter Stupid and never had it again. What is it?
Answer: The letter L.
Question: What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon and 3 legs at night?
Answer: Man
4 legs as a baby
2 legs as an adult
3 legs as an OAP with a walking stick
Question: What makes loud noises, scares cats up trees, tears up the grass, and runs over the flower beds?
Answer: A lawn mower! or a lamma
Question: Why did the kid throw butter out the window?
Answer: Because he wanted to see a butter fly
Question: How many birth days does the average man have?
Answer: One!