Question: this person says their smart, known world wide, hates peace and is completely not patriotic, oiliotic
Answer: george busch
Question: Using a coconut and a watermelon to knock them on your head,which one is more painful?
Answer: your head
Question: What is the only bird that can fly forward as well as backwards?
Answer: A hummingbird
Question: You are a dectective assigned to a case of a mysterious suicide. The man who commited suicide did it in his studio apartment in the middle of the living room with a rope hanging on the ceiling fan and a puddle of water beneath him. The apartment is bare with no furniture, no chairs, stools, ladders, whatsoever. He couldn't have climbed the window because he is in the center of the apartment.The question is how did get hang himself?
Answer: The puddle beneath him: it was a block of ice and then melted.
Question: You are going to be executed but you are allowed to decide how. The judge says "Make one statement if it is false you will have your head cut off if it is true you will be hung". What statement will save your life?
Answer: "My head will be cut off"
This statement creates a paradox as if your head is cut off then the statement was true and you should have been hanged. If you are hanged then the statement is false and you should have been beheaded.
This statement creates a paradox as if your head is cut off then the statement was true and you should have been hanged. If you are hanged then the statement is false and you should have been beheaded.
Question: I am more powerful than God,
More evil than evil,
Harder than the hardest object in the world,
Exsisted before anything,
Bigger then the biggest thing,
Been to places that don't exsist,
What am I?
More evil than evil,
Harder than the hardest object in the world,
Exsisted before anything,
Bigger then the biggest thing,
Been to places that don't exsist,
What am I?
Answer: Nothing
Question: i'm the beggining of eternity the end of time and space the beggining of every end and the end of every race. What am i ?
Answer: The letter E
Question: It sees very well with it's nose and it's ears, but it sees in pastel, and it knows when it's feared. What is it?
Answer: A dog, because dogs rely primarily on their ears and nose the way humans rely primarily on their eyes.
Question: What gos ha ha bonk ha ha bonk?
Answer: a man laughing his head off.
Question: if you were walking on a airplane that was going as fast as as the speed of sound, would you be walking as fast as speed of sound?
Answer: accually, you would be walking faster than the speed of sound
