Question: You are convicted of murder. you have to choose between 3 rooms. The first room hast raging fires. The second room has men with loaded guns. The third room has lions, tigers and bears who haven't eaten for 2 years. What room would you choose?
Answer: The third room. The lions, tigers and bears are all dead as they have not eaten for two years.
Question: What cooks in a pit, and ends with a flood, stews for quite a bit, yet when it comes out is still dripping with blood?
Answer: A mammal's newborn
Question: How do you fit ten horses (pictures. All seperate pictures.) in 9 boxes?
Answer: easy. "t" in the first "e" in the second "n" in the third "h" in the fourth "o" in the fifth "r" in the sixth "s" in the seventh "e" in the eighth "s" in the ninth.
Question: What can go up a Chimney Down. But, not Down a Chimney Up.
Answer: An Umbrella
Question: 
I am seen in the water
If seen in the sky,
I am in the rainbow,
A jay's feather,
And lapis lazuli
I am seen in the water
If seen in the sky,
I am in the rainbow,
A jay's feather,
And lapis lazuli
Answer: ciphor
Question: What does a man love more than life? Fear more than death or mortal strife? What does a poor man have and a rich man require? What does a contented man desire? What does a miser spend and a spendthrift save? What does a man take to his grave?
Answer: Nothing
Question: Arnold schwartznegger has a big one
Michal J.fox has a small one
Madonna doesnt have one
the pope has one but doesnt use it
Clinton uses it all the time
WHAT DO U THINK IT IS???
Michal J.fox has a small one
Madonna doesnt have one
the pope has one but doesnt use it
Clinton uses it all the time
WHAT DO U THINK IT IS???
Answer: A LAST NAME....I THINK U WERE THINKING SOMETHING ELSE:}.
Question: Within, I clean all that is bad and is old.
I make juice that's the color of gold.
Should i die, a filter machine would you need assembled
To replace me, and beans I resemble.
What am I?
I make juice that's the color of gold.
Should i die, a filter machine would you need assembled
To replace me, and beans I resemble.
What am I?
Answer: A kidney.
Question: What bay do you never want to be in?
Answer: Bombey
Question: What kind of ear cannot hear?
(Hint: No, the answer is not "Mike Tyson's latest snack".)
(Hint: No, the answer is not "Mike Tyson's latest snack".)
Answer: An ear of corn
