Question: A person went to a prison he said to the warden that he needed to talk to a prisoner. The warden said that he needed to be a relative of the prisoner. THe man said," I am a relative because 'brothers and sisters I have none, but that man's father is my father's son'" So how is the prisoner related to the man??
Answer: the prisoner's father is the man, so the prisoner is the man's son
Question: there once was a man who stole cake. one day he went to the store he came home with a cake that he stole and ran after he got home. what was he running from when he got home?
Answer: a duck
Question: A guy came around the coner of a square lot and found a coin sitting on the ground, but did not pick it up. He kept walking and came across a penny, but did not pick it up, yet again. He kept walking and found yet again, a penny. He picked it up. He continued his walk a and discovered there were no more pennies, even when he went backwards, why?
Answer: He was walking around a SQUARE lot! It was like a circle.
Question: Sometimes I am black some times I am white
Sometimes you can seen me at night.
I have friend that are with me that are much smaller.
Some of You have walked on me but not all.
Answer: The Moon
Question: Sharp as a dagger, clear as glass, if I should fall, you should let me pass.
Answer: Icicle
Question:

An old fashioned bike wheel has 21 spokes. How many spaces are between the spokes - 20, 21, or 22?
Answer: 21
Question: what word do you have when you take away the whole alphabet
Answer: nothing
Question: There was a man born before his father. He killed his mother and married hi sister. But there was nothing wrong with what he did. Why was this?
Answer: Because he was born infront of his father (before him) His mother died giving birth to him. And he grew up to be a vicar who married his sister to a french man.
Question: There is a coffee table in the living room. When a man walks in he see a piano. Why
Answer: Because the coffee table had buck teeth!!!!!!!!!
Question: Your in a room with nothing in it exept a closet and a mirror (no windows or no doors.)
How do you get out?
Answer: you look in the mirror, you see what you saw, you take the saw, you cut the wardrobe in half, 2 halves make a hole, you crawl the the hole.