Question: LITTLE MISS ETTICOAT

WITH A WHITE PETTICOAT

THE LONGER SHE STANDS

THE SHORTER SHE GROWS.
Answer:
CANDLE
Question: A man was found dead in a car. He was shot in the head. The windows are all up, the doors locked and no damage was done to the car. There was no one in the car and it was not suicide. How did he get shot?
Answer: The car is a convertible.
Question: You are in a cold house in the winter. It is dark. You have one match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light first?
Answer: The Match
Question: What is the smartest kind of bee?
Answer: a spelling bee
Question: When does Chicago begin with C and end with E?
Answer: Always. Chicago always begins with C and end always begins with E
Question: What goes up but never ever actually comes back down?
Answer: Your age
Question: A man moved into a new town by the ocean
in the middle of his first night he woke up and made himself a sandwhich
on his way back to bed he realized taht the lights were on
so he turned off all of the lights and went to sleep
in the morning when he looked out of his window there were dead people all the way to the horizon (hundrends dead)
how did they die
Answer: on the mans way back to bed he turned the power off to the light house
Question: It was thw 9th inning and both teams were on the field playing. The score was tied 4to4,but not one man touch the field. Why?
Answer: because it was only women playing the game.
Question: My initials are PQRS. I am always above a star and i never get burned. Who/What am I?
Answer: The number 7 on a telephone
Question: You have 6 cups in a line. The first 3 have no water in them and the last 3 have water in them. With moving only 1 cup can you make the pattern?

No water, water, no water, water, no water, water
Answer: Take the middle cup of the 3 cups with water (cup number 5) and pour it into the middle cup of the 3 cups with no water (cup number 2).