Question: What animal is most likely to eat a relative?
Answer: An ant-eater!
Question: 'Twas in heaven pronounced, and 'twas muttered in hell,
An echo caught faintly the sound as it fell;
On the confines of earth 'twas permitted to rest,
And the depths of the ocean its presence confessed;
'Twill be found in the sphere when 'tis riven asunder,
Be seen in the lightning and heard in the thunder.
'Twas allotted to man with his earliest breath,
Attends him at birth, and awaits him in death,
Presides o'er his happiness, honor, and health,
Is the prop of his house, and the end of his wealth.
In the heaps of the miser 'tis hoarded with care,
But is sure to be lost on the prodigal heir.
It begins every hope, every wish it must bound,
With the husbandman toils, and with monarchs is crowned.
Without it the soldier, the seaman may roam,
But woe to the wretch who expels it from home!
In the whispers of conscience its voice will be found,
Nor e'en in the whirlwind of passion be drowned.
'Twill not soften the heart; but though deaf be the ear,
It will make it acutely and instantly hear.
Yet in shade let it rest, like a delicate flower,
Ah... breathe on it softly, - it dies in an hour.
What am I?
An echo caught faintly the sound as it fell;
On the confines of earth 'twas permitted to rest,
And the depths of the ocean its presence confessed;
'Twill be found in the sphere when 'tis riven asunder,
Be seen in the lightning and heard in the thunder.
'Twas allotted to man with his earliest breath,
Attends him at birth, and awaits him in death,
Presides o'er his happiness, honor, and health,
Is the prop of his house, and the end of his wealth.
In the heaps of the miser 'tis hoarded with care,
But is sure to be lost on the prodigal heir.
It begins every hope, every wish it must bound,
With the husbandman toils, and with monarchs is crowned.
Without it the soldier, the seaman may roam,
But woe to the wretch who expels it from home!
In the whispers of conscience its voice will be found,
Nor e'en in the whirlwind of passion be drowned.
'Twill not soften the heart; but though deaf be the ear,
It will make it acutely and instantly hear.
Yet in shade let it rest, like a delicate flower,
Ah... breathe on it softly, - it dies in an hour.
What am I?
Answer: The letter 'H'
Question: You have a barrel full of water that weighs 30 pounds.What do you add to it to make it weigh 20 pounds?
Answer: You add holes!
Question: What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
Answer: The answer is Charcoal.
Question: There is a purple house, a red house, a blue house, pink house, a yellow house, and a white.
What color is the green house?
What color is the green house?
Answer: Clear! A green hosue is where you grow plants
Question: a man is trapped in a chamber with only a nife and an apple.
outside that chamber lies a lake with a mile width and at as cold as the ocean.
after the lake theres a never ending forest.
then theres a wall touching the sky and behind the wall theres a pot of gold.
HOW CAN HE GET THE POT OF GOLD
outside that chamber lies a lake with a mile width and at as cold as the ocean.
after the lake theres a never ending forest.
then theres a wall touching the sky and behind the wall theres a pot of gold.
HOW CAN HE GET THE POT OF GOLD
Answer: well first he cuts the apple in half and two halfs make a hole so he climbs out the hole and makes his way to the lake.
when he reaches the lake he sits yhere until he gets bored, then he puts down the board and walks across the lake.
as soon as he makes his way to the forest he shouts until his voice gets hoarse and he rides the horse to the wall.
by this time its late at night and very dark so he waits until its light and lifts it and achieves the pot of gold.
when he reaches the lake he sits yhere until he gets bored, then he puts down the board and walks across the lake.
as soon as he makes his way to the forest he shouts until his voice gets hoarse and he rides the horse to the wall.
by this time its late at night and very dark so he waits until its light and lifts it and achieves the pot of gold.
Question: You in a grocery store with only a table and mirror. How do you get out?
Answer: Walk out the front door
Question: I am a three digit number.
My tens digit is five more than my ones digit.
My hundreds digit is eight less than my tens digit.
What number am I?
My tens digit is five more than my ones digit.
My hundreds digit is eight less than my tens digit.
What number am I?
Answer: Number 194.
Question: If Tomorrow is Yesterday, and Yesterday is Tomorrow, What is Today?
Answer: Today
Question: A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He spent three days (72 hours) in town, and rode home on Friday. How can this be?
Answer: The Cowboy's horse's name was Friday.
