Question: I go where you go ! but i don't make a sound. I'm loud when i need to be . And silent when you put me down .In any given day you can have up to ten those can be your ememy can also be your friend what i'm i ?
Answer: cell phone
Question: what is it that is greater than God, eviler than the devil that it will you if you eat it?
Answer: Nothing
Question: What goes in like water and comes out like rock?
what am I?
Answer: A Baby
Question: this is long and hard to understand, so pay attention! a man is framed in killing his mother in a horrific car accident. before he is sent to jail, the imposter visits him and tells him not to do it. out of anger, he kills him and searches him to find a time machine. he decides to use it to save his mother and clear his name, all with a little help from the man who ruined his life. when he is in jail, he considers the man's words and thinks what he does may disrupt the time space continuim. he changes his mind, but suddenly, something horrible occurs. something even worse than you can imagine. what?
Answer:
the universe is destroyed.



explaination: in an ironic twist, the man brings the destruction he hoped to end. in a predestined time paradox, the man was supposed to go back in time to save his mother. he steals a car to try to warn her, but his determination to save her causes him to speed and kill his mother. an example of the self-fulfilling paradox. he survives the incident, and travels to the time obtained the time machine. he warns his past self not to go back in time, but thinking it's to assure his mother's death, he kills his future self. thinking about his future self's words, he doesn't go back in time, thus not allow the paradox to take place and destroying the very fabric of the universe.
Question: Say the following phrase aloud and exactly the way it is sound. It isnt suppose to make sense if u read it.
"Wot iz white black and red all ova?"

^is also the riddle.
Answer: A NEWSPAPER because it is white with paper, black with ink and READ all over. If you say red it has 2 definitions. One is the colour the other is the verb. :)
Question: I buried a stone in the ground, and it grew and produced fruit. How is this possible?
Answer: The seed of a cherry is called a stone.
Question: An old man wanted to leave all of his money to one of his three sons, but he didn't know which one he should give it to. He gave each of them a few coins and told them to buy something that would be able to fill their living room. The first man bought straw, but there was not enough to fill the room. The second bought some sticks, but they still did not fill the room. The third man bought two things that filled the room, so he obtained his father's fortune. What were the two things that the man bought?
Answer: The wise son bought a candle and a box of matches. After lighting the candle, the light filled the entire room.
Question: I dont have legs,when I am touched by water I die .What am I?
Answer: fire
Question: A man and a woman were driving in their car when it broke down. The man decided to go for help at a gas station a few miles back. He made sure nobody was in the car, rolled all the windows up, and locked all of the sedan's doors.

He went off, but when he came back, his wife was dead, and there was a stranger in the car. No physical damage was done to the car, so how did the stranger get in?
Answer: The stranger was a baby and the woman died in childbirth
Question: I am the only number that is spelled with the same amount of letters as my own value, what number am I?
Answer: I am number 4