Question: what is greater than god and more evil than the devil ?
Answer: nothing
Question: I have two legs and can go in water and land what am I?
Answer: A human
Question: You are the bus driver. At the first stop the bus picks up an old man and women. At the next stop, the woman gets off and a teenage girl gets on. At the next stop the man and teenage girl both get off, and a man and his son get on. While the son crys the dad soothes him by calling his name, which is Adam. At the next stop, the man and child both get off. What is the name of the bus driver?
Answer: Whatever your name is! 'You' are the bus driver!
Question: How many months have 28 days?
Answer: All of them
Question: A man while looking at a photograph said, "Brothers and sisters have I none. That man's father is my father's son." Who was the person in the photograph?
Answer: The man's son.
Question: There is a man
stood on top of a mountain
frozen holding a peice of straw.
How did he get there?
Answer: He was with his friend in a hotair balloon when they were about to hit a mountin so they took of there clothes to make it lighter so they would go higher but it wasnt working so they drew straws and who ever had the shortest straw would have to jump out so he was the one who picked the shortest straw.
Question: There were 2 kids playing tic-tac-toe. They played 3 games and won 3 games each with nom ties.How is this possible?

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Answer: They weren't playing against each other!
Question: Imagine your in a boat sailing on the riverbank when sharks surround you.What do you do?
Answer: Stop imagining!
Question: There was a son and a father going on a trip. In an instant they crashed and the father died on impact but the son rushed to the hospital in critical condition....but the doctor says I can't operate on him, he's my son...how is this possible????
Answer: the doctor is a female which makes her his mom which makes him her SON
Question: How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?
Answer: He gets pale as a sheet