Question: There is 20 white horses and 20 red hills. They stomp and they chomp and they always stick together. What am I?
Answer: Teeth
Question: a guy gets to choose how to die he has 3 choises one, to get put in the electric chair, two to get hung, and three to get throne in a lion pit of lions that had not eaten in one thousand years. Which did he choose?
Answer: the lion pit because they had not eaten in one thousand years so they were all ready dead.
Question: I play on a diamond,
I play fair,
I always get dirty,
And then I run home.
What Am I?
I play fair,
I always get dirty,
And then I run home.
What Am I?
Answer: Baseball Player
Question: I begin eternity,
And end space,
At the end of time,
And in every place,
Last in life,
Second to death,
Never alone,
Found in your breath,
Contained by earth,
Water or flame,
My grandeur so awesome,
Wind dare not tame,
Not in your mind,
Am in your dreams,
Vacant to Kings,
Present to Queens.
And end space,
At the end of time,
And in every place,
Last in life,
Second to death,
Never alone,
Found in your breath,
Contained by earth,
Water or flame,
My grandeur so awesome,
Wind dare not tame,
Not in your mind,
Am in your dreams,
Vacant to Kings,
Present to Queens.
Answer: The letter "E"
Question: Why did the turtle cross the road?
Answer: it is going to the 'shell'station
Question: 
A man went on a trip with a fox, a goose and a sack of corn. He came upon a stream which he had to cross and found a tiny boat to use to cross the stream. He could only take himself and one other - the fox, the goose, or the corn - at a time. He could not leave the fox alone with the goose or the goose alone with the corn. How does he get all safely over the stream?
A man went on a trip with a fox, a goose and a sack of corn. He came upon a stream which he had to cross and found a tiny boat to use to cross the stream. He could only take himself and one other - the fox, the goose, or the corn - at a time. He could not leave the fox alone with the goose or the goose alone with the corn. How does he get all safely over the stream?
Answer: Take the goose over first and come back. Then take the fox over and bring the goose back. Now take the corn over and come back alone to get the goose. Take the goose over and the job is done!
Question: Four people enter a store and they each spend 100 dollars. The total that was spent was 300 dollars. Name the four people?
Answer: The grandma, the mother, the daughter, and the grandson
Question: I always point in the right direction. My instructions are written in black and white. Disobey me and pay the consequences. I will never say more than two words at a time. What am I?
Answer: A "One Way" sign!
Question: Sir, I bear a rhyme excelling
In mystic force and magic spelling
Celestial sprites elucidate
All my own striving can't relate.
What am I?
In mystic force and magic spelling
Celestial sprites elucidate
All my own striving can't relate.
What am I?
Answer: Pi.
Question: ok theres a red,white,and blue house.the blue house is in the far left.The red house is in the far right.Wheres the white house?
Answer: In washington D.C
