Question: I am big sink, with a curtain. I even have soap. What am I?
Answer: A bathtub!!
Question: what are the science teachers favorite states?
Answer: solid,liquidand gas. THE STATES OF MATTER!
Question: a lady was found dead at the bottom of a cliff holding a peace of straw(hay)she commited suicide but did not jump of the cliff how did she die.
Answer: she drew the shortest straw
Question: What room has no wall no windows no roof and no floor?
Answer: a mushROOM
Question: what is a room with no walls
Answer: a mushroom
Question: One day 2 girls were walking home from a fair and one girl said that bloody Mary is real and the other girl said she is fake so when they got home they tested it the girl who said it was real did it and nothing happened so the girl that said it wasn't real laughed then the girl that said it was real said why don't you try so she did and something popped up behind her how is this possible?
Answer: The girl who said it wasn't real popped up behind her.
Question: A man leaves home and makes 3 lefts. When he returns home there are 2 masked men. Who are these men?
Answer: The umpire and catcher.
Question: What is at the beginning of every race, in the middle of paris, and at the eiffel tower.
Answer: The Letter "R"
Question: I see without seeing.
Noise is an ally.

What am I?
Answer: A bat.
Question: How far can a dog run into the woods?
Answer: A dog can run into the woods half way