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"P" Riddles - Next 10 of 9911.
Riddle:
Is there school on sundays?
Answer: Yes. It is called sunday school.
Riddle:
What did tortoise call the pink bird with long legs and long neck?
Answer: Flaming O (flamingo).
Riddle:
I entered 10 puns in a pun contest hoping one would win. . .
Answer: . . . But no pun in ten did.
Riddle:
I bought your aquarium for freshwater fish, I'm so glad but only one kind so far to surface, So, for now, I'll say thank you for the... what?
Answer: Purchase (perches).
Riddle:
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties?
Answer: Because you should never drink and derive.
Riddle:
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A penguin drowning in Kool-Aid.
Riddle:
What's the difference between a penniless man and a feather bed?
Answer: One is hard up, while the other is soft down.
Riddle:
A woman has a heart attack. She dials 911 for help, but nobody comes to help and she dies. Why did nobody come?
Answer: She dialed 911, but she didn't really call 911 because she didn't press the Call button.
Riddle:
How is it that a person born in Massachusetts, whose parents were both born in Massachusetts, is not born a U.S. Citizen?
Answer: If he was born before 1783, then Massachusetts would still be a British colony.
Riddle:
I’m a monster who loves to jest, playing tricks is what I do best. Who am I?
Answer: Prankenstein.
This playful monster embodies the spirit of April Fools' pranksters.
