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Riddle:
A woman is doing whatever she was doing in her hotel room. Drawing, laughing, drinking coffee, watching movies, did I mention laughing? Well, anyway, suddenly there was a knock on the door. Here there showed a tall man which she had never seen before. He looks at her and says, "oh sorry, I thought this was my room." So the man goes back into the elevator and goes up, she noticed. So she stays there for three seconds before walking to the telephone. There she phoned security and said, "There is a suspicious tall man. He has brown eyes and pale skin. Also, he has a birthmark under his eye, in saw uou find him." So, the lady heard a sigh from the other side and then security asked, "You said he was suspicious?" A female voice said. "Yes, I did." The woman answered. "Why so?" When the woman answered, the officer said they'd be looking for him right away and apologized for doubting her. Why was the lady suspicious?
Answer: If it really was the mans hotel room, he wouldn't have knocked, yet he did. He knocked on the ladies door.
Riddle:
I have 4 eyes yet, I can't see. What am I?
Answer: Mississippi.
Riddle:
Ryan and his son Ralph go to a pet store. Ralph sees a very cute rabbit, and asks Ryan to buy it for him. Ryan seems unsure about it, and tells Ralph, "Oh, Ralph, these rabbits can breed every two months, and each time, they will produce four bunnies. We're going to have so many rabbits in our house after a year, and I don't want to take care of them! They'll be too much to take care of!". Ralph laughs at Ryan and says,"Don't be so silly, Dad! We're not going to have that many rabbits in our house after that long!". Who is correct, and how many rabbits will Ralph and Ryan have in a year?
Answer: Ralph is correct; they will only have one rabbit after a year. Ralph and Ryan only saw one rabbit in the pet store, but a single rabbit simply can't breed on its own; it takes TWO rabbits to breed. Therefore, after one year, the two of them will only have that one rabbit…if they choose to buy it, that is.
Riddle:
What's twice in a week, once in a year, and in the middle of the sea?
Answer: E! Twice in a wEEk, once in a yEar, and in the middle of the sEa.
Riddle:
What starts with t ends in t and is tea?
Answer: A teapot.
Riddle:
How old is the oldest person living in Shuap'kho?
Answer: 90 years old
Riddle:
Poor people have me, rich people need me, and if you eat/drink me you'll die. What am I?
Answer: Nothing.
Riddle:
A man skips happily into a bar. He orders a Coke. The waiter does not serve him, but he says... "Sorry, we do not serve mushrooms here." Why won't the waiter serve him?
Answer: Because the man was a Fun Guy(fungi)!!!!!
Riddle:
I am sometimes skinny or thick and big or small you can bring me where ever you go. What am I?
Answer: A book.
Riddle:
I live when you're asleep, and I die when you wake up. What am I?
Answer: Dreams.
