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Riddle:
I had $100 dollars to spend in one day at the mall in the city. I had 2 of my friends with me. First we went to a shop to buy some junk food. Which cost us about $30. Second of all we went to a clothes shop to but clothes. That cost us $33. Then we went to the movies which cost us $40. After the movie finished there was a security guard by the doors waiting for us. He asked us do you not what you have done wrong? We answered no sir. What did we do wrong???
Answer: First we ripped off the movie person by $3.00. And we also snuck in our own food into the movies.
Riddle:
What smells better than it tastes?
Answer: Your nose.
Riddle:
Mary's mother had four children. The first was a daughter born in April. She named her April. The next was born in May. She was named May. Then came a daughter born in June. Unsurprisingly, she was named June. The final daughter was born in July. What was her name?
Answer: Mary's mother had four children. If none of the others were named Mary, then it had to be the fourth. Thus, her name was Mary.
Riddle:
What bank never has any money?
Answer: A river bank.
Riddle:
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
Riddle:
There are three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches. How do they manage to smoke?
Answer: They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Riddle:
Romeo and Juliet are found dead on the floor in a bedroom. When they were discovered, there were pieces of glass and some water on the floor. The only furniture in the room is a shelf and a bed. The house is in a remote location, away from everything except for the nearby railroad track. What caused the death of Romeo and Juliet?
Answer: Romeo and Juliet are fish. The rumble of the train knocked the tank off the shelf, it broke and Romeo and Juliet did not survive.
Riddle:
What 5 letter word can be spelled the same whether upright or upside down?
Answer: SWIMS
Riddle:
I can be cracked, made, told, and played. What am I?
Answer: A joke!
Riddle:
I'm tall when I'm young, and I'm short when I'm old. What am I?
Answer: A candle.
