Riddle:
Sometimes I'm in an onion, sometimes I'm in a lamp. Sometimes I'm in the form of garlic, sometimes I'm in the form of asparagus. And I'm usually very bright. What am I?
Answer: A bulb.
Riddle:
What is in the center of gravity?
Answer: The letter V.
Riddle:
Arrows are a part of me, but bows are not. You may enter, but not leave. You can't go in, but you can escape. What am I?
Answer: I am a computer keyboard! I have keys with arrows on them, an 'enter' key, as well as an 'escape' key. However, I do not have keys with bows on them, a 'go in' key, or a 'leave' key.
Riddle:
I cannot be shared until I have been taken. What am I?
Answer: A photograph! You cannot share a photograph until it has been taken.
Riddle:
You are a bus driver, healthy, never did one crime of any sort. The bus goes into a problem one day. Somebody just stole all his money he has earned. The thief wrote a note, which says, TELL ME YOUR EYE COLOR, TODAY MIDNIGHT, IF YOU WANT YOUR MONEY BACK!! What is the bus drivers eye color?
Answer: I don't know. I said YOU are a bus driver. What's your eye color?
Riddle:
Joel Jones Jr. has been told he must sit in his high chair for hours on end. His parents do not provide him with anything to eat or drink while he is sitting there, and he is told he must stay awake at all times while in his chair. He has also been instructed to immediately climb down from his high chair whenever he hears anyone screaming for help, and then get to the nearest water. Are these some kind of sick, twisted, abusive parents? Should D.C.F.S. be called, or is there some logical explanation for these bizarre instructions; and what possible occupation is being described?
Answer: Joel Jones Jr. works as a lifeguard at a public swimming pool.
Riddle:
What is a crab's favorite food?
Answer: Pinch-elada!
Riddle:
An elderly, bearded man drives slowly around many different neighborhoods looking for young children. He often plays a little musical tune from his vehicle to draw these children in close to him. When the children approach, he speaks very sweetly to them, and usually will offer them sweet treats in exchange for something they carry with them. These treats are always wrapped, so no one can see what's inside. When he is done talking 1:1 with each child, he tells them he will be back very soon to visit them, and then he drives slowly off, hunting for more children. Has no one noticed this man creeping along in their neighborhood? Have the police not been alerted to check on this man's activities; or is there some less sinister explanation for these happenings? Just what is this man's occupation?
Answer: He works as an ice cream man, driving his truck to various neighborhoods and selling his cold treats.
Riddle:
I'm normally under you. Take away my first letter and I'm normally above you. Take away my first 2 letters and you normally can't see me. What am I?
Answer: Chair.
Riddle:
Once upon a time, John was walking in the woods to go fishing for some food but got lost. But he got across and old house and asked the owner, the owner invited John and they began to tell a story. The old man said "Once upon a time, two best friends were on a deserted island. There was no food at all, so they began to die of hunger. They agreed to fight until one of them died. The winner would eat the loser and thus will be saved. Besides, no one would ever know about that. They began to fight. And finally one of the best friends won." Meaning that the other was eaten and betrayed. Then, John pulled out a gun and killed the old man at once. Why would he do it?
Answer: The old man was the cannibal.
