Riddle:
What has two hands two arms but no feet?
Answer: A clock.
Riddle:
Why do they call it hyper text?
Answer: Too much JAVA.
Riddle:
What do you call 8 hobbits?
Answer: A hobbyte.
Riddle:
Why did the developer go broke?
Answer: Because he used up all his cache.
Riddle:
Fill each blank with the suitable country:
"I am _______." "Maybe you should _____ the fridge." "I'm _______ to the kitchen." "Is there any ______?" "We have some, but it's covered in ______" "Ew, there's ______I'd eat that!"
Answer: “I am hungary.” “Maybe you should czech the fridge.” “I’m russian to the kitchen.” “Is there any turkey?” “We have some, but it’s covered in greece” “ew, there’s norway I’d eat that!”
Riddle:
What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around?
Answer: Dead Siri-ous.
Riddle:
Why was the cell phone wearing glasses?
Answer: It lost it's contacts.
Riddle:
A man walked into a room, and there were three doors. The first door had a sign which read "Lion's Den." The second door had a sign which read "Mountain Top." The third door had no sign, yet the man knew exactly where it went. How is that possible?
Answer: The third door is the door that the man entered through.
Riddle:
What has one hundred heads, and no legs?
Answer: A dollar in pennies.
Riddle:
What goes down but never goes up?
Answer: Rain.
