Riddle: What four digit positive, whole number has its last and first digits equal, addition of its last two digits is equal to its second digit. And the product of the squares of its last two digits is equal to four two noughts.
Answer: 5945. 5=5. 4+5=9=second digit 4^2 x 5^2 = 400 = four two noughts
Riddle: What did one math book say to another?
Answer: I have so many problems.
Riddle: Forward I am an animal, but backward I am one who no man can ever see. What am I?
Answer: I am a dog.
Riddle: I fly but I never land. What am I?
Answer: Time.
Riddle: I have 4 ears, 6 mouths, 8 eyes and 7 noses. What am I?
Answer: Ugly.
Riddle: You are in a cold room and you want to get warm. How do you get warm?
Answer: Go into the corner. It's always 90 degrees.
Riddle: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Answer: In case he got a hole-in-one.
Riddle: What kind of pant can you not wear?
Answer: A pantry!
Riddle: If you eat me, my sender will eat you. What am I?
Answer: A Fish Hook.
Riddle: If you drop the soap on the floor, is the floor clean or the soap dirty?
Answer: It depends on the floor.