Riddle:
There is a man who is afraid to go home because of the man in the mask. Who is the man in the mask?
Answer: A baseball catcher.
Riddle:
There were seven fish in the sea. Two drowned and three swam away. How many are left?
Answer: Four because fish can't drown.. ... ;) ;] ♡♡♡
Riddle:
There is a man in a 4-story building. He jumps out of the window and is unharmed. He used no padding and had no harm done. How?
Answer: He jumped out of the ground floor.
Riddle:
I have one eye but I still can't see. I can surf all day without the sea. I let you know what your friends have to say and I will wake you up every day. What I'm I?
Answer: An iphone.
Riddle:
What do elves learn in school?
Answer: The elf-abet.
Riddle:
What nationality is Santa?
Answer: North Polish.
Riddle:
Why did Santa spell Christmas N - O - E?
Answer: Because the angel said NOEL - NO L.
Riddle:
Who is never hungry during Christmas?
Answer: The turkey because he is always stuffed.
Riddle:
What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?
Answer: Claus-traophobic.
Riddle:
What do Spanish-speaking sheep say at Christmas time?
Answer: Fleece Navidad.
