Riddle:
What does the big tomato say to the small tomato?
Answer: Ketchup!
Riddle:
What animals would be the best at playing video games?
Answer: An octopus.
Riddle:
I'm blue at day and black at night; I do contain some creatures born and died. What am I?
Answer: Sea water.
Riddle:
There was a man who everybody called Batman he knew nothing about bats and thought they were gross. He still loved it when people called him Batman! How could this be?
Answer: He was the star baseball player!
Riddle:
Two teams were playing soccer against each other. One player from Team One scored a hat trick (triple goal). Their teammates were very happy. But when he scored the fourth goal, their teammates scolded him instead. How could this be possible?
Answer: The player scored an own goal.
Riddle:
What room can you never enter?
Answer: A mushroom.
Riddle:
I am something, I kiss my momma before i die. What am I?
Answer: A matchstick.
Riddle:
You serve me, but can't eat me. What am I?
Answer: A Tennis Ball.
Riddle:
A man is walking down a road with a basket of eggs. As he is walking he meets someone who buys one-half of his eggs plus one-half of an egg. He walks a little further and meets another person who buys one-half of his eggs plus one-half of an egg. After proceeding further he meets another person who buys one-half of his eggs plus one half an egg. At this point he has sold all of his eggs, and he never broke an egg. How many eggs did the man have to start with?
Answer: 7 eggs. The first person bought one half of his eggs plus one half an egg (3 1/2 + 1/2 = 4 eggs) This left him 3 eggs. The second person bought one-half of his eggs plus one half an egg, (1 1/2 + 1/2 = 2 eggs) leaving the man 1 egg. The last person bought one-half of his eggs plus one-half an egg, (1/2 + 1/2 = 1 egg) leaving no eggs.
Riddle:
A butcher is 6 foot and 11 inches tall. He works at "Meat for All". What does he weigh?
Answer: He weighs meat.
