Riddle:
What is bought by the yard and worn by the foot?
Answer: Carpet.
Riddle:
Why did the jelly roll?
Answer: It saw the apple turn over.
Riddle:
When is a man like a snake?
Answer: When he gets rattled.
Riddle:
When are cooks cruel?
Answer: When they beat the eggs and whip the cream.
Riddle:
Why is your nose not 12 inches long?
Answer: Because it would then be a foot.
Riddle:
Why is a dirty rug like a bad boy?
Answer: Both need beating.
Riddle:
What makes a pair of shoes?
Answer: Two shoes.
Riddle:
What is the end of everything?
Answer: The letter G.
Riddle:
What is the name of the ugliest tree?
Answer: Yew.
Riddle:
In what place did the rooster crow when all the world heard him?
Answer: In Noah's Ark.
