Riddle:
What does a shark eat with peanut butter?
Answer: Jellyfish!
Riddle:
Why can't a leopard hide?
Answer: Because he's always spotted!
Riddle:
Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
Answer: Because they dropped out of school!
Riddle:
What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?
Answer: Sorry, you're not my type.
Riddle:
How do you repair a broken tomato?
Answer: Tomato paste!
Riddle:
Why did the baby strawberry cry?
Answer: His parents were in a jam.
Riddle:
What did one math book say to the other math book?
Answer: Do you want to hear my problems?
Riddle:
What did the dollar say to the four quarters?
Answer: You've changed!
Riddle:
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Answer: A neck-tarine!
Riddle:
How does the moon cut his hair?
Answer: E-clipse it!
