Riddle:
When are politicians particularly sweet?
Answer: When they are candidates (candied dates).
Riddle:
There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies.
What is it?
Answer: A watermelon.
Riddle:
When a carpenter starts a new house, where does she strike the first nail?
Answer: On the Head
Riddle:
Here on earth it is true, yesterday is always before today; but there is a place where yesterday always follows today.
Where?
Answer: The Dictionary.
Riddle:
When is a baby not a baby?
Answer: When it's a little cross.
Riddle:
What has four eyes and runs south?
Answer: The Mississippi River.
Riddle:
I'm big, I'm comfortable, but most of all I'm oh, so lazy. I have two arms, but only one foot.
What am I?
Answer: A lazy boy recliner.
Riddle:
When is a dog's tail not a tail?
Answer: When it's a wag'n
Riddle:
How do you make "one" disappear?
Answer: Add a G to it and it's gone.
Riddle:
Which is correct, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?
Answer: Neither,the yolk is yellow.
