Riddle:
What kind of music can you hear in space?
Answer: A nept-tune.
It’s a pun that combines “Neptune,” the planet, with “tune,” a piece of music. The riddle asks what kind of music you can hear in space, and the answer plays on the pronunciation “Nept-tune,” sounding like “Neptune.” So the “music” in space is a “tune” from “Neptune.” It’s just wordplay—no actual sound involved.
Riddle:
What does Santa do in his garden?
Answer: He Ho Ho Ho's!
Riddle:
What animal is the best at baseball?
Answer: A bat.
Riddle:
What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
Answer: BOO-BERRIES!
Riddle:
Who was the most famous Skeleton detective?
Answer: Sherlock Bones.
Riddle:
What do you call a fish with no eye's?
Answer: Fsh.
Riddle:
What can be picked but not chosen?
Answer: A nose.
Riddle:
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Answer: Because it didn’t have the guts.
Riddle:
What animal is most likely to eat a relative?
Answer: An ant-eater!
Riddle:
One lady ordered a fast delivery pizza and her order came the next year. How is this possible?
Answer: She ordered the pizza for New Year's Day.
Riddle:
If you put roast in a roaster, what do you put in toaster?
Answer: Bread.
Riddle:
When is homework not homework?
Answer: When it's done at school.
Riddle:
All the electricity was out in town and none of the street lights or traffic signals had power. A dark limousine was cruising down the newly paved blacktop, with its headlights off. A young boy dressed totally in black (with no reflectors) stepped out to cross the street. The moon wasn't out and the boy had no flashlight, yet the driver stopped to let the boy cross the street. How did the driver see the boy?
Answer: The driver saw the boy because it was during the daylight hours.
Riddle:
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Answer: Because they are stuffed.
Riddle:
How many bricks does it take to complete a brick building?
Answer: One brick.
Riddle:
Jason is lying dead. He has an iron bar across his back and some food lying in front of him.
How did Jason meet his sorry end?
Answer: He is a mouse caught in a mousetrap.
Riddle:
You're sitting down for breakfast and realize you have 4 bagels left. You know you'll run out in four days so you cut them in half. How many bagels do you have now?
Answer: 4 Bagels.
Riddle:
I start with the letter e, I end with the letter e. I contain only one letter, Yet I am not the letter e!
What am I?
Answer: An Envelope.
Riddle:
Where does a snowman keep his money?
Answer: In a snow bank.
Riddle:
You give someone a dollar. You are this person's brother, but the person is not your brother. How can that be?
Answer: It's your sister!
