Riddle:
How do cows count?
Answer: They use a 'cow'nter.
Riddle:
Where do sheep get a hair cut?
Answer: The baa-baa shop!
Riddle:
Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
Answer: Because they dropped out of school!
Riddle:
Where did the cat go after loosing its tail?
Answer: To the re-tail store.
Riddle:
What is a good car for a cell phone?
Answer: A Charger.
Riddle:
How does a penguin build houses?
Answer: Igloos it together.
Riddle:
Why are fish so clever?
Answer: They live in schools.
Riddle:
Where is the AD before BC, tomorrow before yesterday, and the eight is first?
Answer: In a dictionary.
Riddle:
What is made of wood but no saw on earth is sharp enough to cut?
Answer: Sawdust.
Riddle:
What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
Answer: A clock!
Riddle:
What did the panda ghost say?
Answer: Bambooooooo
Riddle:
Why to you never bring a Pokemon into the bathroom with you?
Answer: They might pikachu (Peek at u)
Riddle:
What is a surgeons' favorite game?
Answer: Operation.
Riddle:
A man takes a basketball and throws it as hard as he can. There is nothing in front, behind, or on either side of him, and yet, the ball comes back and hits him square in the face. How can this be?
Answer: He threw the ball straight up in the air.
Riddle:
10 fish are in a tank. 10 drown. How many died?
Answer: None, cause fish can't drown.
Riddle:
What exists when one person has it but ceases to exist when another person gets it?
Answer: A Secret.
Riddle:
What has a face, but no head; hands, but no feet; yet travels everywhere and is usually running?
Answer: A watch.
Riddle:
What is heavy forwards, and NOT backwards?
Answer: Ton. Ton is heavy, and backwards it spells "not".
Riddle:
There were two pairs hanging on a tree, one man walked by and took a pair. Soon after a second man also took a pear from the tree. However, even after both men took fruit from the tree there was still a pear left on the tree. How could this be?
Answer: There were four pears (2 pairs) on the tree. The first man took a pair (2 pears) and the second only took one pear leaving one pear on the tree.
Riddle:
Which word is the odd one out: First, Second, Third, Forth, Fifth, Sixth, Seventh, and Eighth?
Answer: Forth, is incorrectly spelled. It should be Fourth.
